{"id":503,"date":"2025-09-28T17:34:41","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T14:34:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=503"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:01:12","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:01:12","slug":"i-got-myself-a-sugar-babe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/i-got-myself-a-sugar-babe\/","title":{"rendered":"I got myself a sugar babe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Here\u2019s how it works: when she wants to eat at a fancy restaurant, I take her\u2014and I pay. When she wants new clothes, we go shopping together\u2014and I pay. When she wants a vacation in Italy, we go together\u2014and I pay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s just like being married\u2014except I actually get sex!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Here\u2019s how it works: when she wants to eat at a fancy restaurant, I take her\u2014and I pay. When she wants new clothes, we go shopping together\u2014and I pay. When she wants a vacation in Italy, we go together\u2014and I pay. It\u2019s just like being married\u2014except I actually get sex!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1463,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions\/1463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}