{"id":498,"date":"2025-09-24T10:53:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T07:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2025-10-15T15:01:28","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T12:01:28","slug":"a-gentleman-on-a-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/a-gentleman-on-a-date\/","title":{"rendered":"A Gentleman on a Date"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My good friend John went on a date with a lady. John is a gentleman, so he paid for the coffee and pastries. On the second date, they went out to eat, and again John picked up the tab. The woman thanked him and said that next time, she would pay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For the third date, the lady suggested that John come over to her place for \u201cdinner and breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told John that if a woman is so stingy that when it\u2019s her turn to pay, she just cooks something at home, she\u2019s definitely not worth chasing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So John cancelled the date. Finding a decent woman really isn\u2019t easy for us gentlemen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My good friend John went on a date with a lady. John is a gentleman, so he paid for the coffee and pastries. On the second date, they went out to eat, and again John picked up the tab. The woman thanked him and said that next time, she would pay. For the third date, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10,14,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-love","category-sex","category-single-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1464,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions\/1464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}