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A childhood friend from up north was staying the night. He\u2019s got a date today with some woman and was really excited \u2014 thought he might get lucky. Naturally, I\u2019m happy for him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before heading out, he asked if he could borrow my electric shaver. After he\u2019d left, I went into the bathroom and noticed some longish hairs on the floor. Picking them up felt kind of gross, and I thought to myself I should mention it \u2014 he could\u2019ve at least cleaned up after himself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once I\u2019d gathered all the hairs, a horrible thought hit me: He doesn\u2019t even have a beard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019ve washed my hands at least six times already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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