Has it ever happened to you that, at a particular moment, like a bolt out of the blue, you suddenly realised that your partner was The One True Love?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It happened to me once. I was in a pub with my best mate, and my own phone had run out of battery, so I borrowed his mobile and sent my girlfriend a message saying, \u201cHey, honey, you have no idea how badly I want to make love to you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And she replied, \u201cMe too. I can hardly wait until next time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just think about it! She knew it was me, even though I\u2019d sent the message from my mate\u2019s phone and hadn\u2019t even signed my name! It must have been the universe\u2019s way of telling us that we were genuine soulmates!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
God, I wish I could experience something like that again someday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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