{"id":1631,"date":"2026-10-20T23:08:45","date_gmt":"2026-10-20T20:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2026-10-20T23:09:22","modified_gmt":"2026-10-20T20:09:22","slug":"neighbour-screaming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/neighbour-screaming\/","title":{"rendered":"Neighbour screaming"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! <br><br>I figured the neighbour lady was getting some <em>very<\/em> thorough \u2018treatment\u2019 over there\u2014but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who\u2019d fallen out of bed, broken her hip, and was desperately trying to get help. <br><br>Now I\u2019m feeling just a <em>tiny<\/em> bit ashamed that I was jerking off along to the rhythm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night there was absolutely insane fucking noise coming from next door: a woman moaning, outright screaming, and relentless banging. Bloody hell, it went on forever! I figured the neighbour lady was getting some very thorough \u2018treatment\u2019 over there\u2014but nope. Turned out it was her elderly mother, who\u2019d fallen out of bed, broken her hip, &#8230; <a title=\"Neighbour screaming\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/neighbour-screaming\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Neighbour screaming\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nsfw","category-ashamed","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1632,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions\/1632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}