Since people were asking for relationship advice, here\u2019s another little gem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before you get into a relationship, invite your future mother-in-law over to your place to watch a movie. Nothing reveals a person\u2019s true character quite like watching a film together. And no matter how hard you try to avoid it, once you\u2019re in a relationship, you\u2019re bound to have to deal with the mother-in-law sooner or later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I got lucky recently when I did exactly this. I\u2019d been seeing a really lovely woman who was very close to her mother. So I invited the future mother-in-law over and put on a movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It hadn\u2019t been five minutes before she started criticising it: \u201cThat\u2019s not how it works in real life. Nobody does that. That\u2019s against the laws of physics,\u201d and so on. She kept complaining about something the entire time, and I couldn\u2019t concentrate on the porn at all. Couldn\u2019t get an erection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I dumped the pig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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