{"id":1560,"date":"2026-09-14T22:52:44","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T19:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/?p=1560"},"modified":"2026-09-14T22:57:49","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T19:57:49","slug":"making-an-impression-on-a-man-on-the-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/making-an-impression-on-a-man-on-the-first-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Making an impression on a man on the first date"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For women who want to make a lasting impression on a man on a date. Don\u2019t overthink it. Men are simple creatures, and most of them get excited about the same things. These will work on almost any man (and if they don\u2019t, you can forget him immediately; he\u2019s not the real deal).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol start=\"1\" class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Arrange the date so that you walk past some big piece of heavy machinery. Stop and ask, \u201cI wonder what that thing does?\u201d Then just listen while the man explains it to you with glowing enthusiasm. You can also ask, \u201cHow many horsepower do you think it has?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Take the man into the woods for the date, pick up a stick and say, \u201cThis is just like a Jedi lightsaber.\u201d Then wait while he, thrilled beyond measure, finds himself an even cooler stick, and then you can have a little lightsaber duel. He\u2019ll let you win.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Take the man to the shore of a pond or lake, pick up a stone from the ground and throw it into the water. Then simply admire him as he spends the next hour throwing bigger and bigger stones into the water. Occasionally, you can praise him with, \u201cThat one went far!\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You\u2019re guaranteed to get lucky, and it won\u2019t be long before some bloke is down on one knee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For women who want to make a lasting impression on a man on a date. Don\u2019t overthink it. Men are simple creatures, and most of them get excited about the same things. These will work on almost any man (and if they don\u2019t, you can forget him immediately; he\u2019s not the real deal). You\u2019re guaranteed &#8230; <a title=\"Making an impression on a man on the first date\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/making-an-impression-on-a-man-on-the-first-date\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Making an impression on a man on the first date\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-love","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}