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Last summer I was on vacation in Venice. Over 30 degrees Celsius (86 F) every day. My groin was sweating so much that after walking all day, by the evening the folds of my groin were chafed completely red.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now I\u2019m planning to go to Italy again. Having learned from last summer\u2019s experiences, I googled how to prevent all that sweating. I found a tip that there\u2019s a super effective antiperspirant called Absolut Torr available at the pharmacy. If you apply it, you won\u2019t sweat for a week. It contains some kind of aluminum that clogs the sweat glands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

According to the instructions, you\u2019re supposed to apply it to a thoroughly cleaned area a couple of hours before going to bed. So, at 10 p.m. I washed up and then applied the stuff to my groin. By 10:10 p.m., I started to feel a slight stinging sensation. I figured it would pass before I went to sleep. By quarter past, it felt like it was burning. I reread the instructions, which said that if the skin is moist, it might sting. I had dried it well, though. Around 10:30, it felt like someone was burning my groin with a flamethrower. Just to be safe, I wrapped my dick in paper towels so it wouldn\u2019t get affected. I cried a little. By 10:45 the pain was unbearable, so I jumped into the shower and tried to wash the stuff off. That\u2019s when I realized what it really means when they say it stings on wet skin\u2014it was like scraping my groin with burning sandpaper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I opened a bottle of wine and sat naked on the couch, legs spread as wide as possible, with a fan blowing air on my genital area. It didn\u2019t help. The dog sat next to me and stared like I\u2019d gone insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Around 4 a.m. the pain started to ease up enough that I could finally go to sleep. Maybe it was because I drank a second bottle of wine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I recommend it to everyone\u2014it\u2019s really effective!
Can\u2019t wait for the trip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(I guess I should\u2019ve googled \u201cAbsolut Torr experiences.\u201d This is what people say:
\u201cIt\u2019s some pretty intense stuff and eventually eats holes into your shirt at the armpits.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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