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From now on, I\u2019m not going to talk about romantic things to them. I\u2019m going to rely on science.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she\u2019s asleep and then put a nicotine patch on her back. In the morning, before she wakes up, I remove it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a couple weeks of this, she\u2019ll get withdrawal symptoms whenever she\u2019s not sleeping with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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From now on, I\u2019m not going to talk about romantic things to them. I\u2019m going to rely on science. When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she\u2019s asleep and then put a nicotine patch on her back. In the morning, before she wakes up, I remove it. After a couple weeks … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-relationships","category-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1487,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/1487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}