{"id":28,"date":"2025-09-03T09:20:15","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T09:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/home\/"},"modified":"2025-10-15T14:52:33","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T11:52:33","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-background-background-color has-background is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-841618a3 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-8cf370e7 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-content-justification-left\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-8c890d92 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class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/sex-is-so-much-better-when-there-are-feelings-involved\/\" target=\"_self\">Sex is so much better when there are feelings involved.<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Already when I was young, I learned that nothing makes sex better than when your partner looks you straight in the eyes and says, \u201cI love you.\u201d The incredible feeling that comes from that is truly beyond words. It lifts sex to entirely new dimensions and makes it so much better. For decades I\u2019ve thought&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2025-11-28T23:19:28+03:00\">November 28, 2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1526 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-science\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/brain-research\/\" target=\"_self\">Brain Research<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">For a long time, scientists have had a consensus that the brain develops until about the age of 25. Now this belief has been proven wrong. Recent MRI studies have revealed an intriguing phenomenon: in some people, the brain can continue to develop for years, even decades later. What is peculiar here is that this&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2025-11-16T19:03:58+03:00\">November 16, 2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1497 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-sex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/never-leave-the-bedroom-hungry\/\" target=\"_self\">Why You Should Never Leave the Bedroom Hungry<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Once, with my girlfriend (about 20 years ago), we were about to have sex. We were already naked in bed, kissing, the foreplay was done, and we were ready to go \u2014 when I remembered that the condoms were in the bathroom. 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We had talked about it, agreed exact rules what can be done and what not, so there was no excuse. 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I once went on a blind date\u2014my friend talked me into meeting his sister. At the end of the date, the&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2025-10-05T14:11:44+03:00\">October 5, 2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-507 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-book-how-i-became-dirty-old-man\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/chapter-seventeen-dinner-with-the-devil\/\" target=\"_self\">Chapter Seventeen: Dinner With the Devil<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">My expectations weren\u2019t high. They never are, these days. But still, I had that tiny flicker of hope, the same pathetic flame that keeps moths frying themselves on lightbulbs. I shaved, splashed on some aftershave that expired sometime during the Obama administration, and combed my hair in a way I imagined said: distinguished gentleman rather&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2025-09-29T22:39:14+03:00\">September 29, 2025<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-e9798902 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/blog\">See All Posts<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-tertiary-background-color has-background\" id=\"about\" style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-1aa40bbb wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-2aabe216 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p style=\"margin-top:16px\">Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. 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