{"id":28,"date":"2025-09-03T09:20:15","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T09:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/home\/"},"modified":"2026-09-22T14:34:10","modified_gmt":"2026-09-22T11:34:10","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group has-background-background-color has-background is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-e2f7fd26 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\" style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--50);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-4fc3f8e1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-content-justification-left\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-5dc111c9 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Funniest Blog in the Universe?<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:16px\">Offending Everyone Equally Since 2020<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-8f761849 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-tertiary-background-color has-background\" style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-13ff1149 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns 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style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30);padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:var(--wp--preset--spacing--30)\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-b6fe808c wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-vertical is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-4fc3f8e1 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-large-font-size\">Blog<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:16px\">Dive into a riot of humor, outrageous tales, and witty banter guaranteed to keep you laughing and entertained.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-query is-layout-flow wp-block-query-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><ul class=\"alignwide wp-block-post-template is-layout-flow wp-block-post-template-is-layout-flow\"><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1582 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-teens\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/premonition-about-my-own-death\/\" target=\"_self\" >Premonition about my own death<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">I had a premonition about my own death. In the dream, I was in a hospital, hooked up to a ventilator \u2014 and then my teenage son unplugged it so he could charge his phone. Should\u2019ve used a condom <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-20T19:31:38+03:00\">September 20, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1579 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-dating category-sex category-single-life\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/honesty-when-dating\/\" target=\"_self\" >Honesty when dating<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Jane became single and joined a singles group on Facebook. Because Tinder is full of dishonest and phoney people. After six months, she was really pissed off. She had a date with one guy who said he was a teetotaler, but was drunk when they met. Another guy said he would never date more than&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-19T16:03:01+03:00\">September 19, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1577 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-book-how-i-became-dirty-old-man\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/chapter-seventeen-the-treasonous-devil\/\" target=\"_self\" >Chapter Seventeen: The Treasonous Devil<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">(This is from my upcoming book &#8220;How I Became a Dirty Old Man (like Bukowski)&#8221;) Finally, my daughter came back and picked up that demon mutt. Sparky wagged his tail and leapt into her arms like an angel, as if he hadn\u2019t spent three days turning my flat into a war crime scene. She kissed&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-15T23:08:26+03:00\">September 15, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1575 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-life category-relationships category-sex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/erectile-dysfunction\/\" target=\"_self\" >Erectile dysfunction<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">My good friend John found a woman, Jane, on Tinder. After a couple of dates, they met at John\u2019s apartment. After a nice dinner and a couple of glasses of wine, they went to the bedroom, took their clothes off, and it so happened that John couldn\u2019t get an erection. This happens to almost all&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-15T22:58:22+03:00\">September 15, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1571 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-dating category-relationships category-single-life\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/relationship-advice-part-454\/\" target=\"_self\" >Relationship advice, part 454<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Since people were asking for relationship advice, here\u2019s another little gem. Before you get into a relationship, invite your future mother-in-law over to your place to watch a movie. Nothing reveals a person\u2019s true character quite like watching a film together. And no matter how hard you try to avoid it, once you\u2019re in a&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-15T22:46:11+03:00\">September 15, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-1568 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-dating category-love category-relationships category-single-life\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\" style=\"padding-top:30px;padding-right:30px;padding-bottom:30px;padding-left:30px\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\"><h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/en\/man-hunting-part-2\/\" target=\"_self\" >Man Hunting, Part 2<\/a><\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Recently, I gave women advice on how to impress a man on a first date. Now for the follow-up: how to make sure he doesn\u2019t disappear into thin air once he\u2019s gotten laid\u2014aka, the guide to a perfect first time. Once you\u2019ve got the man back at your place and decided it\u2019s time to get&hellip; <\/p><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2026-09-15T20:19:20+03:00\">September 15, 2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\"><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-cc0f3759 wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\" style=\"margin-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--40)\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/blog\">See All Posts<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignfull has-tertiary-background-color has-background\" id=\"about\" style=\"border-top-width:1px;margin-top:0;margin-bottom:0;padding-top:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-right:0;padding-bottom:var(--wp--preset--spacing--60);padding-left:0\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-constrained wp-container-core-group-is-layout-5531f222 wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-f52ea3cf wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Where Humor Meets the Wit of Age<\/h2>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"margin-top:16px\">Dirty Old Man Blog delivers a unique comedic escape, proudly claiming the title of the funniest blog in the universe. Here, laughter is king, and every post aims to brighten your day with sharp wit and timeless humor.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group alignwide is-layout-grid wp-container-core-group-is-layout-5a54bf63 wp-block-group-is-layout-grid\">\n<div style=\"aspect-ratio:16\/9;height:unset;min-height:unset;\" class=\"wp-block-cover extendify-image-import has-aspect-ratio\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-1547 size-large\" alt=\"mic drop\" src=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-1516280440614-37939bbacd81-1024x683.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-1516280440614-37939bbacd81-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-1516280440614-37939bbacd81-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dirtyoldman.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/photo-1516280440614-37939bbacd81-768x512.jpg 768w, 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