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How to keep a woman

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From now on, I won’t talk about romantic things to them. I’m going to rely on science.

When I get a woman to stay overnight, I wait until she’s asleep, and then put a nicotine patch on her back. In the morning, before she wakes up, I remove it.

After a couple of weeks of this, she’ll get withdrawal symptoms whenever she’s not sleeping with me.

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